fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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