: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
