rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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