So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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