Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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