Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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