Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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