not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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