I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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