do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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