You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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