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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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