And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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