Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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