Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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