O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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