Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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