I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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