There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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