so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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