if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
His nipple licking is glorious
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