don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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