shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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