is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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