So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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