We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize