I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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