I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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