so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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