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That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Everyone says I win the strip club
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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