Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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