I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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