I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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