Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
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That's how twitter works, right?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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