she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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