quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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