I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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