I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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