you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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