Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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