Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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