there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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