i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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