my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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