I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what day is it and did you see me today?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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