He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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