how hairy? two words: wookie tits
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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