Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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