We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Will exercising make me less horny?
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