your thong is hanging out like whoa
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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