so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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