Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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