How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I think people are normalizing furries
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