Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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