she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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