I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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