the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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