I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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