You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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